I have an obsession for funny cards. I can’t buy just one. The problem lies mainly in the fact that I can’t make a decision…when it comes to cards. I have been known to give someone more than one card. I have a group of girly~friends that go out for lunch for our birthdays. The Rule is NO gifts only cards, ONLY silly cards….bordering on naughty.
So today we are meeting for Rebecca’s birthday at my favorite restaurant in this city, The Green Well. I’ve been saving up the calories for this lunch…since, well since breakfast this morning. Sorry I am not a good calorie counter person.
I went to the Hallmark Store last night to get a card. Of course I found one for many other friends as well. And of course ended up sitting on the floor in front of the cards, snorting and practically crying cause I was laughing so hard. I was alone. I know…..mortifying. That’s me. I’m pathetic. Get me in a card store and it’s pure embarrassment for my children. My daughter was smart she chose to linger in the “teeny~bopper” store.
Now I can’t decide which one to give my gal. Will you help me?
Kinda naughty…but not too bad.
LOVE this one. Good Golly Miss Molly…I would definitely wear a bucket on my head.
Can you say…HELP me Lord to never do this?! Have I done this? Hoping not, making note to not talk about my sinuses or bladder to total strangers.
BACON! Am I the only one that can appreciate this card?
This one is for my brother-n-law. MMMhmmm…you think we haven’t noticed.
Need I say more?
I will not print the punch line for this card, for fear it might offend any flatulent~phobic readers. I have the perfect friend in mind for this card. You know who you are.
Yes Myrtle! You ROCK!
This is my all time FAVORITE card. I have given it at least 3 times.
Good Golly, I about pee myself every time I read it. Arm dangle makes me giggle…..Ahahaha~snort~snot~snertk!
There they are, all 10. Which one is your favorite? Can you guess which one I might give?
Hope you have a good laugh today…maybe you should head on over to your nearest card aisle.